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Twilight: New Moon Reaction

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29 Comments

  1. Commenters avatar
    justin
    3 months

    If you’re going to make him watch Romeo and Juliet then maybe you should show him the Leonardo DiCaprio version

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    Thomas_Stilinski
    3 months

    bella is way more annoying than elena to me personally 

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    Thomas_Stilinski
    3 months

    i love how whenever ruff says something outta pocket and they just look at him like "what the fuck is wrong with you???'

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    Andrea
    3 months

    It the books it tells you that when there are vampires it not only makes them turn into werewolves but it also forces them to physically mature faster. They go from looking like the teenagers they are to looking like they are in their early twenties in a very short time.

    So Jake gaining muscle mass between movies and looking older than 16 actually makes sense.

    Also, once they are full grown their aging slows down. If they keep shifting they will have an abnormally long life span.

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    Mempedede
    4 months

    Funny thing, the actual reason the guy saw nothing when holding Bella's hand was because she simply doesn't think. No thoughts, not ever. Her head is just that empty.

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    1. ikaryzero
      3 months

      IJBOL, this made me crack up

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    Quin
    4 months

    Wait, I just realized why Bella's dreams are so intense. The dreamcatcher is broken, and all the horrible dreams are escaping and entering her mind.

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    Quin
    4 months

    I hate so much how no one can ever empathize with Bella. I relate so hard to her, and while no, I've never woken up screaming, I can easily put myself in her shoes and understand why she is. And it boils my blood when people always call her selfish and a bad person. Because they're failing to empathize with or understand Bella, and then placing judgements on her actions without that context. It also shows a general lack of understanding or compassion for mental health struggles. To call her a bad friend for not listening to her friend, even though she's severely depressed, and trying to actually engage with life is incredibly difficult for her. And yet, when her friend has zero consideration for Bella and her mental health, that doesn't make her a bad friend?

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    1. samusky00
      3 months

      You are presenting such an  immature thinking. You can struggke with stuff and still be a Bad person. Obviously your struggkes can explain your sctions but it doesn't make your sctions less Bad. Such a shitty thinking. 

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    Mempedede
    4 months

    "who can I talk to now? I'm lost..."

    bitch made 4 normal friends the first day of school, all of them weirdly into her yet they are relegated to background noise since all she ever does with them is tune 'em out.

    What is this film about? A teen stuck in her notion of being special and defining that trait and subsequently her entire identity via hot vampire BF

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    Jay
    4 months

    Love that they just brushed past every shitty thing Jacob does 😂

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    Vesper
    4 months

    When she has that depression montage as the months roll by, in the books it's represented by blank pages in the middle of the book. Really good stuff

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    Jimmy
    4 months

    My dad woks at Nintendo had me floored 🤣🤣🤣

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    Jimmy
    4 months

    You guys should watch a man called Otto. It's so good 

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      MushuLx
      4 months

      Hard agree!!! Makes me cry every time

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    Maddkandi
    4 months

    This was just as great as I thought it would be 😂 can’t wait to see the rest, especially the last two! 

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    Juju’sWrld
    4 months

    u guys haveeeeee to watch vampire sucks literally so funny but so cringe its worth to watch they have this scene 

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    Wonderxfull
    4 months

    Work sucked so bad today, glad I could watch y'all's New Moon roast. 

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    I really like all the characters outside of Bella and Edward, more so watching this with my fully formed adult brain. I feel like in the books their train of thought makes more sense but it didn't translate well.

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    Each of the characters have such solid backstories. Rosalie, despite being standoffish and mean is one of my favorite characters. I used to adore these movies so much I don't remember how many times I rewatched them in high school.

  16. thetank096
    4 months

    watching this at 2am so i dont have to admit to watching twilight

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    Ryry
    4 months

    Whens the next one coming out .Im so pissed I missed the Live

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    1. nymeria011
      4 months

      It comes out everyweek billy

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      1. nymeria011
        4 months

        Every monday 😭😭😭

  18. Commenters avatar
    Of Butterflies and Books
    4 months

    I hope ya'll watch Van Helsing and the Underworld movies.

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    1. nymeria011
      4 months

      Yes!!!! I hope so too

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    Juju’sWrld
    4 months

    i will always love rewatching this and i love it that i was there with every single billy's watching and as a support i love u guys man make my days <3 and weeks 

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    Wolfbane37
    4 months

    There's a reason Jacob is drawn to Bella so fiercely and it's so funny why

  21. .inapplicable
    4 months

    The audio seems in and out, particularly with Bree I hear her half the time. Is it a live streaming issue?

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      Metalhead2968
      4 months

      I think it was

  22. rinmaru05
    4 months

    so happy because my marathon shirt came today

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