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Vince
13 days
I was actually attacked by a dog when I was 7, a boxer mix that rushed out of its yard when I ran past on the sidewalk—it grabbed me by the leg and yanked me down, and if I hadn’t immediately put my arms over my head, it would’ve killed me. That dog left an imprint of its *full mouth* around my armpit, because it was aiming for my neck. Going basically fetal kept me alive long enough for the owner to come pull it off me after hearing the screaming, and I was able to get up and run my ass back to my house covered in blood and crying my little eyes out. I had just *zero* sympathy this one time in a movie for a dog dying lmao and cheered at the neighbors death for being a negligent dog owner and shitty person.
Mister
5 months
shocked by how good this was
Ardyn
1 year
H-Man,,, yes, in oregon, depending on the city, that house can easily be a million dollars
I was actually attacked by a dog when I was 7, a boxer mix that rushed out of its yard when I ran past on the sidewalk—it grabbed me by the leg and yanked me down, and if I hadn’t immediately put my arms over my head, it would’ve killed me. That dog left an imprint of its *full mouth* around my armpit, because it was aiming for my neck. Going basically fetal kept me alive long enough for the owner to come pull it off me after hearing the screaming, and I was able to get up and run my ass back to my house covered in blood and crying my little eyes out. I had just *zero* sympathy this one time in a movie for a dog dying lmao and cheered at the neighbors death for being a negligent dog owner and shitty person.
shocked by how good this was
H-Man,,, yes, in oregon, depending on the city, that house can easily be a million dollars