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Game of Thrones S5 Episode 1-2 Reaction

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  1. Commenters avatar
    SauceyRed
    17 days

    "I don't like this, it makes me uncomfortable"

    "It's too weird, I don't like it, I don't like it at all"

    Thank you for voicing my feelings lmao

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    Efrain
    17 days

    Reading the book and the interaction before Joffrey got bit by aryas dog he and Sansa were drinking wine. So he was drunk and belligerent when that happened. Small detail but it makes more sense why he’s a jerk in that moment

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    watson.md
    19 days

    I think the biggest thing with Mance is that if he had, "bent the knee," none of the Wildlings would have followed him afterwards. He said they followed him out of respect, not loyalty. His leadership had been earned, and it could be lost just as easily. Mance might have lived, but Stannis wouldn't have gained any of the wildlings as a result. That would have left them with a brand new problem. Tens of thousands of Wildlings, and no one person in charge.

    On the flip side, with Mance dead, you're kind of in the same position.

  4. alexfook
    19 days

    I can't tell you how happy I am ya'll switched positions, it was bothering me so much lmao

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      Jamie
      17 days

      Same but I wish they'd make the left on the left and the right on the right, it messes with my brain every time 😭

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    lka9900
    19 days

    Y’all need to get a nerf crossbow for the gong

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      lka9900
      19 days

      S5 is definitely the “but wait! There’s more!” to the ramp up of s4.

  6. zulin3
    19 days

    I cant wait for next thursday!! another double episode!! PLEASE

  7. wikidtree
    19 days

    So glad yall finally made it to this season. 🙌

  8. ratanka
    19 days

    how on earth can you think tyrion is in dorne ? dorne is part of westeros and he sailed over the ocean to another continent and said several times he is done with westeros O_o he is where danaerys is as they also told us several times he is as far from dorne as geographicly possible xD

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      JulieV
      17 days

      they should get a map poster to reference

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    JJVD
    19 days

    "naturally ribbed" should be on a t shirt

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    Jasmine
    19 days

    I can finally comment this: one of my favorite things was how close Arya was to being safe. Arya misses the deaths of both her brother and mother by minutes and her aunt dies not long before she arrives. Which is wild because Sansa is still there. This is season 5 and Arya hasn't seen a single family member since season 1 and the last relation she saw was her father at his execution. I like how brutal that is as a story telling device. There are people who know Bran is alive, but no one knew Arya even survived. Brianne coming across them was an insane bit of luck, but Arya by now is wary. She's developed a knack for survival.

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    matthew
    20 days

    Drogon was like hey mom just wanted to visit you

    Ok bye XD

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      lka9900
      19 days

      I feel like he’s in his teenage “you’re not my real mom! You can’t tell me what to do! …but really I love you” era

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      Senza
      19 days

      I like to think it was also like “sooo, have you seen the others? I want to catch up with them”

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    Christoph
    20 days

    I need boom in the right haha. It makes me uncomfortable beeing the wrong way

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      Phantasos
      19 days

      Right there with ya, I'm happy that they switched, lol.

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    Colonel
    20 days

    Ruff saying "I am so ready for Aria"... NO. You're NOT.

  14. lasthale2556
    20 days

    I don’t why them being on the wrong sides bothers me as much as it does

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    Alex
    20 days

    Sadly, you are approaching the point where the show ran out of book material, and the quality of storytelling, the logic of character decision-making, and the logistics of high-speed long-distance travel fall off considerably. Hopefully you guys will still enjoy it without any frame of reference. As someone who got VERY into this world with the books, I haven't been able to re-vist Seasons 6-8 because they left such a bad taste in my mouth.

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    1. ratanka
      19 days

      i have to say i like the story they did. the problems were 1. they reinvented plott armor 2. they rushed the story and 3. some episodes was horrible shot ... but the story itself i rly like

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      Alex
      20 days

      Hopefully y'all check out House of the Dragon after this!

  16. kailayla
    20 days

    As for you not wanting guns for the gong with Thrones: there are also bows. I have a Nerf bow ;)

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    Yaboi7117
    20 days

    Mr. “No one” I am pretty sure is the same people who helped Jorah in Qarth, when Danny’s dragons were taken, There was a faceless person helping Jorah find her dragons.

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      Alex
      20 days

      No, Quaithe is a shadow priestess from Asshai, which is at the eastern edge of the world.

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      1. kittyinthebush
        19 days

        Yeah and she'll be way more important in the books, eventually, supposedly.

  18. imrightoverhere
    20 days

    55:59 spoilers for the books; but, iirc he was constipated on the toilet, so he does actually shit everything out as soon as he dies

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      Residentfan1
      20 days

      There’s also a theory that adds to this, claiming that Oberyn poisoned him with Widow’s Blood, a poison that shuts down a man’s bowels and bladder until he drowns in his own piss and shit.

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    Discord
    20 days

    A quick reminder that they mentioned before that dragons meant to be free and not chained so back then when they chained dragons they stoped growing that the last dragon if i remember correctly had a skull the size of a cat. thats why Drogon looks bigger than the other 2 cause he been free longer

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    1. kittyinthebush
      20 days

      Tbf Drogon was already bigger than the other two, which is why he was the one who lashed out first, went out on his own first, and killed a kid first. But yeah, once she locked them up that size difference became even more drastic

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    Colonel
    20 days

    You can see Tyrion sh*t stains in the box holes right after they open it... it's gross but I love that attention to detail LOL.

  21. Commenters avatar
    Josh
    20 days

    They're in different corners! What is this world!?

  22. Commenters avatar
    Benjamin-Ian
    20 days

    Lmao. "Dap me up and live", demanded Stannis

  23. Commenters avatar
    Gabriel
    20 days

    An abortion 💀 lol w boom

  24. cosmiclazanya
    20 days

    Oh the camera was a surpriseee

  25. Commenters avatar
    Shedrick
    20 days

    “Perhaps we’ve grown so use to horror we assume there’s no other way” - Varys

    Definitely one of his best bars

  26. Commenters avatar
    jaydee3034
    20 days

    I'm just wondering why y'all have the camera shots inverted to where the couch positions are. Reminds me of when Erik did the "Now back to the video" shills in the YT videos he was never pointing to where the video is. That's what I think when I see yall looking the wrong way to talk to each other lol

  27. seeum
    20 days

    The "Little Joffrina" comment was so good with them not realizing it was Cersei

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    JulieV
    20 days

    get a crossbow for the thrones gong!

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    bnevins444
    20 days

    please please move the face cam back to ruff on the left this is hurting my brain lmaooo

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      bnevins444
      20 days

      ok i see now u switched lmao i spoke too soon

  30. imrightoverhere
    20 days

    6:28 - Get a crossbow, then paste a picture of Tywin above the gong lol

  31. Commenters avatar
    Jesse
    20 days

    The relief when u guys switched back

  32. Commenters avatar
    Madame
    20 days

    Season 5 baby!

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